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'Health Care Reform' Signed into Law...
What do you think?
“This is just going to open the door for all those people who don't have a pre-existing condition, but have always wanted one. ” —Terell Smith, Diesel Mechanic
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Trucking Cartoons Section...
TOP STORY:
Flatbed Backs Up
Bystanders Run Screaming From Area; Stereotype Now Under New Scrutiny
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TRUCKING NEWS:
Area Trucker Makes 'Top 223,622,516 Wealthiest Men In America' List
Man in Parking Lot Needs Dollar For Gas
Lumper/Lot-Lizard Merger Stalled Over Name Change
Opinion/Editorial (Op-Ed)
Uncle Martha's Trucking Etiquette
Yes, We Have No 4's
by Uncle Martha,
Ranger Keith Outdoors
My Baddax Boat
by Ranger Keith,
Your Money
I Pay Less Than You Do --No Matter What You Buy-- And Now You Can Too!
by Dr. Larry Shams
Your World
Point/Counterpoint
This Humane Society Puppy Would Be A Good Companion For A Long-Haul Trucker
-- Linda Jones, Humane Society
vs.
She's Going To Cut My Balls Off
- Buddy, Humane Society Puppy
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Cartoons...
Outer Route
by Paul Smith
Scratchin' Gears
by R.L. Bowman
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