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Now That You Axe Me
 'Health Care Reform' Signed into Law...
What do you think?
“This is just going to open the door for all
those people who don't have a pre-existing condition, but have always wanted one. ”
—Terell
Smith, Diesel Mechanic
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Trucking Cartoons Section...
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Flatbed Backs Up
Bystanders Run Screaming From Area; Stereotype Now Under New Scrutiny
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TRUCKING NEWS: |
Area Trucker Makes 'Top 223,622,516 Wealthiest Men In America' List
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Man in Parking Lot Needs Dollar For Gas
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Lumper/Lot-Lizard Merger Stalled Over Name Change
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Opinion/Editorial (Op-Ed) |
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Uncle Martha's
Trucking Etiquette |
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Yes, We Have No 4's
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Uncle Martha, |
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Ranger Keith Outdoors |
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My Baddax Boat
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Ranger Keith, |
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Your Money |
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I Pay Less Than You Do --No Matter What You
Buy-- And Now You Can Too!
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Dr. Larry Shams |
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Your World |
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Point/Counterpoint |
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This Humane Society Puppy Would Be A Good
Companion For A Long-Haul Trucker
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Linda Jones, Humane Society |
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She's Going To Cut My Balls Off
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Buddy, Humane Society Puppy
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Now That You Axe Me |
IdleAire is Dead |
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This is the trucking industry. You're supposed to go bankrupt. ”
—Charles Ingles, Owner Operator
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IN OTHER TRUCKING NEWS: |
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Trucker Marries Self
Plans to
Drive as One-Person Husband-Wife Team |
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Arkansas Promoting
I-30 as World's Longest Vibrator |
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Trucker Divorces Self
"I've
been together 24 hours a day since the wedding and I just can't take it any more" |
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Crack Abuse Hotline Not Really All That Helpful |
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Grill TV Hits Street
Newfangled
Device Great For Lookin' At Football, Jerry Springer, Rasslin |
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Cartoons... |
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Outer Route
by Paul
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Scratchin' Gears
by R.L.
Bowman |
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The Trucker's Horoscope
Taurus:
Venus moves into alignment with your ascending Jupiter. Unfortunately, nobody has any
idea what this means. Or cares.
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